[Elks News] WEDNESDAY DINNER, 12/11/2013

[gbaldwin151 at yahoo.com]

Chicken with Alfredo Sauce
      Bow Tie Pasta
     Veggies And
     Dessert.


  It is indoctrination tonight . There will be a 
About 10 new members coming in 



         
            Amazing ! 


            Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found
            over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there
            was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird
            Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to
            everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT
            Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
             
            However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying
            colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By
            analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the
            crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were
            killed by an impact with a car.
             
            MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if
            there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck
            kills versus car kills.
             
            The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
            when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a
            nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that
            while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one
            could shout "Truck."
             
             
             











           
                  
           


















     
            
     

                 
     
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