[Elks News] WEDNESDAY DINNER, 12/18/2013

[George]

BREADED PORK CHOPS
MASHED POTATOES 
VEGETABLE 


We will be closed for two weeks 12/25/13 and 1/1/14
We will be back 1/8/14
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
>From the girls in the kitchen



A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on
            Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked
            through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her
            husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they
            had a lot to do.
            Because she was so worried, she called him on her
            mobile phone to ask him where he was.


            In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you
            remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago
            where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we
            could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you
            one day?"
            The wife choked up and started to cry and said,
            "Yes, I remember that jewelry store.”
            He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
 
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