[Elks News] WEDNESDAY DINNER, 6/17/2015

[gbaldwin15 at gmail.com]

 MEATLOAF
MASHED POTATOES
VEGETABLE


DINNER SERVED 5:30-7:00


 ​Ain't this the truth​ 


She's single.... She lives right across the street. 
I can see her place from my kitchen window. 

I watched as she got home from work this evening. 
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up 
my driveway and  knocked on the door. 

I opened the door, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I 
have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get 
drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?" 

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"


Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
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